From the monthly archives:

August 2008

Lip syncing chinese

by Mike on August 13, 2008

When I first heard that the young Chinese girl who sang at the Opening Ceremonies in Beijing was lip-syncing I hardly flinched. So what? She’s a little girl, they didn’t want her to mess up. I get it.

Also, the broadcast of the Beijing Olympics opening ceremony used CGI fireworks, because of the smog-filled skies, Chinese officials said. The fake fireworks didn’t really get under my skin either. It is the 21st century.

Then this morning I found out that the real reason Lin Miaoke (the girl we all saw perform) was lip-syncing was because the actual singer was too ugly. It wasn’t her voice at all we heard. It was the voice of a chubby faced, crooked toothed, 7-year-old Yang Peiyi. According to what the chief music director told state-owned Beijing Radio she wasn’t good looking enough for the ceremony. She’s still pretty damn cute for a 7-year-old!

Peiyi later told China Central Television that just having her voice used was an honor. Well, probably because they were about to cane her.

China was so worried about being perfect, and projecting the perfect image. China just pisses me off.

Gilbert Felli, the IOC’s director of the Olympic Games, compared the choice to that a coach makes when he bumps a rower out of a four-man boat in favor of a stronger competitor.

read more: ap, washington post, canada.com, bloomberg

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Paris is Burning… Burning Mad

by Mike on August 7, 2008

In late July John McCain released an ad that likened Barack Obama to Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. It was a very low blow, and probably did more harm to McCain than good. McCain is getting desperate because he has no chance in hell of being Commander-in-chief. See McCain’s ad next.

How can you possibly put Obama, Spears, and Hilton in the same sentence. That is beyond me. Well, recently, Paris Hilton (a staunch Republican, who supported John McCain) is pissed off. She released a video yesterday mocking that “white-haired dude.” She announces her candidacy for President, and releases her energy policy… which does, in fact, make sense.

I am quite amused. Though, I’m still confused as to why Paris is a Republican. Damned filthy rich people. Catch her ad below. Also, per unconfirmed sources she has pulled her support of John McCain, and is now not voting at all in November.

What do you think? Was John McCain’s ad uncalled for? Is Paris Hilton overreacting? Or are you voting for Obama, and find it funny that McCain keeps shooting himself in his wrinkly old-as-dirt can’t-use-a-computer calls-his-wife-an-expletive bush-loving oil-hungry foot?

sources: towleroad, towleroad, unconfirmed sources, justbeautifulmen

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