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Lip syncing chinese

by Mike on August 13, 2008

When I first heard that the young Chinese girl who sang at the Opening Ceremonies in Beijing was lip-syncing I hardly flinched. So what? She’s a little girl, they didn’t want her to mess up. I get it.

Also, the broadcast of the Beijing Olympics opening ceremony used CGI fireworks, because of the smog-filled skies, Chinese officials said. The fake fireworks didn’t really get under my skin either. It is the 21st century.

Then this morning I found out that the real reason Lin Miaoke (the girl we all saw perform) was lip-syncing was because the actual singer was too ugly. It wasn’t her voice at all we heard. It was the voice of a chubby faced, crooked toothed, 7-year-old Yang Peiyi. According to what the chief music director told state-owned Beijing Radio she wasn’t good looking enough for the ceremony. She’s still pretty damn cute for a 7-year-old!

Peiyi later told China Central Television that just having her voice used was an honor. Well, probably because they were about to cane her.

China was so worried about being perfect, and projecting the perfect image. China just pisses me off.

Gilbert Felli, the IOC’s director of the Olympic Games, compared the choice to that a coach makes when he bumps a rower out of a four-man boat in favor of a stronger competitor.

read more: ap, washington post, canada.com, bloomberg

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Beijing hiding, McCain backpedaling, and Cassettes dieing

by Mike on July 29, 2008

  1. Sastre Wins Tour de France, Does anyone notice? The Tour is got a lot of ground to make up without Lance.
  2. Beijing is hiding it’s mess! If your property isn’t pretty enough the government is coming through with a bulldozer and knocking it down. If you refuse to move, then a wall will be erected in front of your business to hide it from the tourists’ view.

    “A veil of green plastic netting”

    “surrounded by a 10-foot-tall brick wall”

    “the city razed the poor Tianqiao neighborhood and transformed it with shopping malls, wider streets and subdivisions…The wall did not go up easily…After a brief shoving match, a little demonstration unfolded…Mr. Song hung three Chinese flags from the trunks of trees — and three white flags emblazoned with the 2008 Olympic logo. A migrant worker climbed a ladder and stuck up a poster that said, “Need Human Rights!!!”

    Last Tuesday, Ms. Sun, 57, sat alone in the dining room of the restaurant, surrounded by her cats. Festive paper lanterns hung in the dining room, which smelled of cat litter and decay. It was 4 p.m., and Ms. Sun was still in her pajamas.

    “I don’t really want to oppose the government,” she said, breaking into tears. “For those of us who have lived through the Cultural Revolution, this life is like heaven.”

    The city has bullied her to leave. One night last year, a bulldozer slammed into the building. Neighbors are paid to keep watch over her, and they notify the police when she has guests. Ms. Sun said officials pressed her doctor into refusing to give her care.

    Her building is falling apart. The government, for the sake of appearances, has put up scaffolding with green netting around it. As the runners pass her home in August, it will be easy for spectators to miss the posters, begging for help, taped to the door.

    China makes me sad.

  3. cassette tape William P. O’Donnell—The New York TimesThere was a funeral the other day in the Midtown offices of Hachette, the book publisher, to mourn the passing of what it called a “dear friend.”Do any of you still use, or even own cassette tapes?
  4. McCain says he could support 16-month Iraq timetable. What a flip-flopping douche.
  5. What if your boss used this search string to see if you were hireable:

    “[First name of a candidate]! and pre/2 [last name of a candidate] w/7 bush or gore or republican! or democrat! or charg! or accus! or criticiz! or blam! or defend! or iran contra or clinton or spotted owl or florida recount or sex! or controvers! or racis! or fraud! or investigat! or bankrupt! or layoff! or downsiz! or PNTR or NAFTA or outsourc! or indict! or enron or kerry or iraq or wmd! or arrest! or intox! or fired or sex! or racis! or intox! or slur! or arrest! or fired or controvers! or abortion! or gay! or homosexual! or gun! or firearm!”

    Well that’s what the Justice Department used. A non-political department has been deeply entrenched by Bush and the Republican agenda. What an utter failure! Our current administration is such a joke.

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